Ashley| 26 | 5'4 height | Cali | Writer | The Hobbit has currently destroyed my life.

I also write that strange fanfic in the Hobbit fandom,
"What's it Like?"

If you want, prompt me and I'll drabble!
Depths of the Croco's Mind

chaosd1:

anti-keiara:

beben-eleben:

Japanese Food Porn

I need it all

If all food looked like this…
I would fucking starve.

1 week ago on October 12th | J | 159,209 notes
shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

2 weeks ago on October 5th | J | 346,409 notes

unshaped:

tyrabankruptcy:

I would go to one of these parties but first I gotta make sure my health insurance covers it

how are they even surviving parties like this??

2 weeks ago on October 5th | J | 111,758 notes
thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

2 weeks ago on October 4th | J | 102,665 notes

sneakyfeets:

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

That dog is probably a chimera! The result of two eggs and sperm fusing.

2 weeks ago on October 4th | J | 282,791 notes

lightspeedsound:

OH MY GOD

2 weeks ago on October 4th | J | 101,272 notes
kindablowed:

me and my squad on our way to beat your ass

kindablowed:

me and my squad on our way to beat your ass

2 weeks ago on October 3rd | J | 34,315 notes
unclefather:

there are so many groots

unclefather:

there are so many groots

2 weeks ago on October 3rd | J | 35,605 notes
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