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I also write that strange fanfic in the Hobbit fandom.
What's it Like?
I have no idea and I’m sorry
I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED
*laughing and crying at the same time*
every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure
Hannibal meme | 5 quotes [1/5] :
“I see him as one of those pitiful things, sometimes born in hospitals. They feed it, keep it warm, but they don’t put it on the machines. They let it die. But he doesn’t die. He looks normal and nobody can tell what he is.”
if there’s one thing i know about russia and book covers it’s that they never fail to disappoint
i honestly don’t even know what to ask about first so here’s a list
THE FRONT:
- is that martin freeman to the left?
- no wait who the fuck is that in the front? kili? did his head slip into a woodchipper? lose a fight with a sword? lose a bet with nori?
- either way it looks like kili’s and ori’s clothes had a lovechild
- we’ve got what looks like fili and no-hawk nori just chillin in the background
- but wAIT WHO’S BEHIND THEM I LEGIT DON’T EVEN KNOW
- i think i’ve seen him before was he in vikings
- i think he was in vikings
- holy shit is his hAND OKAY?????
THE BACK:
- why do dwalin and thorin have matching daggers is this a marriage thing
- just some large men having a candlelit dinner no biggie
- thorin’s giant cigar looks like a finger sometimes and i imagine he’s saying “waITER”
- is that…merry and pippin in the background??? what the fuck are they laughing at
- no seriously what is so funny guys is this like that time when dom and billy were comparing dicks in the trailer
- and if you look to your right you’ll see a tall-ass gimli and….is that boromir or thranduil with a beard the world may never know
I believe the guy next to tall Gimli is Nori with his hood up. Oh and it looks like Dwalin decided he liked dangling earrings more. Also, why is Thorin wearing Kili’s clothes?
What the hell? Laughing for an eternity.
Actually, I think the guy on the left of the cover looks a lot like David Duchovny…

